Love Name

LOVE NAME
Romeo once claimed that a name did not mean anything much, and that a rose would smell just as sweet if it was called by any other name. Modern day lovers however would beg to differ.

Romeo once claimed that a name did not mean anything much, and that a rose would smell just as sweet if it was called by any other name. Modern day lovers however would beg to differ. There is quite a lot of importance attached to a name in the first place and a love name (names that lovers put for each other), is only even more crucial to the relationship.

अपने प्यार को दें खास उपहार

छोड़िए रोमियो का पुराना तरीका। दिल के आकार का कुशन, आई लव यू कहता खिलौना या डांस करता कपल फीगर देकरआप अपनी प्रियतमा को रिझा नहीं सकते। यदि सचमुच अपनेदिल की गहराइयों को दिखाना है तो निम्नलिखित उपहारों परगौर करना ही आपके हित में है-
1. बाजार से कार्ड खरीदने की बजाय अपने हाथों से कार्डबनाकर उसमें अपने मन की बात कहेंगे तो असर कुछ !

यह अन्दर की बात ह

एक कवि सम्मेलन में जब हमने
गम्भीर गीत गुनगुनाया
तो मंच पर बैठी हुई
एक खूबसूरत कवियत्री का स्वर आया
बहुत हो चुका
अब अपनी औकात पर आ जाइये
कोई हास्य रस की कविता सुनाइये
हमने कहा कैसे सुनाये
हँसी जब अपनी जिन्दगी में नहीं है
तो उसे अपनी कविता में कहां से लायें
?
आप बुरा ना मानें तो एक सलाह है हमारी
आप सत्य की तलाश छोड़ दें
वरना भटक जायेंगे
एक दिन ईसा की तरह
आप भी सूली पर लटक जायेंगे।

यशस्वी उपन्यासकार, महाकवि एवं सिद्ध संपादक श्रद्धेय डॉ. धर्मवीर भारती की पुण्यतिथि कोसमर्पित उनके जन्म-दिवस पच्चीस दिसम्बर पर

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!

Just a note to say hello
Before I start my day
Couldn't help but drop a line
To my friend so far away

As I sip my fresh brewed coffee
Thoughts of you have crossed my mind
I'm sending morning greetings

And hope your day is fine

Today is filled with sunshine
Like the friendship we two share
My day will be just dandy
I'll pretend that I am there

I have to go for now my friend
Have lots to do today
Just wanted to say good morning
In this e-mail sent your way

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!

MERA APPRAISAL

Appraisal Ke Naam Par Ek Lambi Aah Bharte Hain,
Chaliye Ab Hum Is "Dukhad" Kahani Ki Shuruat Karte Hain,

Hamehsa Ki Tarah 10 Baje Thumakte Hue Office Aya,
11 Baje Tak Nashta Kiya Aur Barah Baje Tak Mail Hi Padh Paya,
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Hamesha Ki Tarah Aaj Bhi Mujhe Alas Aa Raha Tha,
Aur Mera PM Mujhe Tirchi Nigaho Se Dekh-Dekh Gussa Raha Tha,

Main Bade Concentration Ke Sath Ek "Careful" Mail Padh Raha Tha,
Tabhi Dekha Mere PM Ke Naam Ka New Mail Kone Main Blink Kar Raha Tha,
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Is Mail Ki Amad Se Itna Ghabara Raha Tha,
Ki CLTR + F4 Ki Jagah Shift + F5 Daba Rah Tha,

Phir Koi Trainig Attend Karni Hogi, Ye Kya Bakwas Hai,
Kya Reply Maim Likh Dun Ki Mere Mailbox Ka Upwas Hai ?
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Maine Aankhen Band Ki Aur 10 Bar "Om" "Om" Bola,
Aur Pranam Karte Hue Maine Wo Mail Khola,

PM Ke Is Mail Main Ek Ajeeb Sa Sukoon Aur Bholapan Hai,
Likha Hai Bhaiyon Appraisal Letters Aa Gaye,Ab To One-To-One Hai,
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Mujhe Lag Rah Tha Vb Ke Environment Pe Unix Ka Code Likh Diya Ho Kisi Ne,
Dil Aise Dhadak Raha Tha Jaise Baar Baar Dil Pe Double Click Kiya Ho Kisi Ne,

Man Main Aise Bure Bure Khayal Aa Rahe The,
Upar Se Kuch Log Mere "De-Appraisal" Ki Gandi Affvah Uda Rahe The,
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Appraisal Aise Aya Jaise India Main Michael Jackson Aya Ho,
Jaise Indian Football Team Ne ,Manchester United Ko Haraya Ho,

PM Ko Letter Late Dekh Har Koi Use Dekhta Jata Hai,
Jaise Mallika Ke Kisi Naye Gane Ko Dekha Jata Hai,

ENJOYE FUN MASTI JOKES

Father beta ye lo 20 rupees mummy se mut kahna
k main nokrani k sath soya tha.
Beta: dad aap bohat kanjos ho mummy pore 50 deti hain
jab woh driver k sath soti hain..

Doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko
apne pass dekhna chati hain?
Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.

Woh koun sa waqt hota hai jab bhai bhai ka nahi
beta baap ka nahi, maa beti ki nahi,
beta maa ka nahi hota?
Answer: jab shadi main awaz ati hai khana khul gaya.

2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
Baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad main aana.
Faqir: mera number le lo,
jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.

Evolution of man:
without shaadi spiderman
shaadi k din superman
shaadi k baad Gentleman
aur
B.V khobsurat hoto sari umar watchman.