Wednesday, February 6, 2008

हिंदी तेरे दर्द की, किसे यहाँ परवाह

Hindii tere dard kii, kise yahaan paravaah,

Yek angrejii saal, yek hindii saptaah

Dhadkan main inglend hain, munh par hindustaan,

Aise main ho kis tarah, hindii kaa utthaan

Nij bhaashaa, nij raasht , nij sansakrt se parahej,

Goron ki aage huye, ham kaale angrej

Svaabhimaan ko bechakar, jaarii jinake jashn,

Hain phijool unake liye, nij bhaashaa kaa prasn

Angrejii ke moh main khoee nij pahachaan,

Ghar ke rahe, n ghaat ke, ham dhobii ke shvaan

Dillii tere nyaay par, kaise ho vishvaas,

Angrejii ko raajasukh, hindii ko banavaas

Bhaashaa-sansakrt se rahaa, yadi yoon hii bidvesh,

Aane vaalii piidiyo, doondegii avashesh

Hindii kaa khaakar gune, jo angrejii giit,

He prabhu ! Sou dushman mile, mile n aisaa miit

Saturday, February 2, 2008

COOL JOKES

Read It

Shayad mere Pyar Ko
taste karna BHOOL Gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Dil se ek ishq ki application
create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho
gaya server down.
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya..
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Nazar mein to kia hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain...

SMART FUN SMS

Ho gayi galti humse click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki pawah chodo ban jaao mere spouse
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Tumse mila main kal to mere dil main hua ek sound
Lekin aaj mili to kehti hai: file not found
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Ab aur kaho na tum BUT ya IF
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gift
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Aisa bhi nahi hai ke I don’t like ur face
Par dil ke computer main nahi hai enough disk space
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Gher se nikalti ho jab pehen ke evening gown
Too many request se ho jata hai server down
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Tumhara intezar karte karte main so gaya
Yeh dekho mere connection time out ho gaya
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Kya chaal hai tumhari jaise chalti ho koi cat
What is ur MSN ADDRESS aao karein chat
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Tum jab se meri zindagi main aayi ho ban ke female
Yaad raha na kuch na postman na e-mail
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Tumhare liye pyar ki application create karonga
Tum use deburg karma main wait karonga
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Main tumhain pyar kyun karo tum nahi ho ash
Phir bhi dekh ke tum ko mere system ho jaate hai crash
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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Who is sexy?

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

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