Love Name

LOVE NAME
Romeo once claimed that a name did not mean anything much, and that a rose would smell just as sweet if it was called by any other name. Modern day lovers however would beg to differ.

Romeo once claimed that a name did not mean anything much, and that a rose would smell just as sweet if it was called by any other name. Modern day lovers however would beg to differ. There is quite a lot of importance attached to a name in the first place and a love name (names that lovers put for each other), is only even more crucial to the relationship.

अपने प्यार को दें खास उपहार

छोड़िए रोमियो का पुराना तरीका। दिल के आकार का कुशन, आई लव यू कहता खिलौना या डांस करता कपल फीगर देकरआप अपनी प्रियतमा को रिझा नहीं सकते। यदि सचमुच अपनेदिल की गहराइयों को दिखाना है तो निम्नलिखित उपहारों परगौर करना ही आपके हित में है-
1. बाजार से कार्ड खरीदने की बजाय अपने हाथों से कार्डबनाकर उसमें अपने मन की बात कहेंगे तो असर कुछ !

यह अन्दर की बात ह

एक कवि सम्मेलन में जब हमने
गम्भीर गीत गुनगुनाया
तो मंच पर बैठी हुई
एक खूबसूरत कवियत्री का स्वर आया
बहुत हो चुका
अब अपनी औकात पर आ जाइये
कोई हास्य रस की कविता सुनाइये
हमने कहा कैसे सुनाये
हँसी जब अपनी जिन्दगी में नहीं है
तो उसे अपनी कविता में कहां से लायें
?
आप बुरा ना मानें तो एक सलाह है हमारी
आप सत्य की तलाश छोड़ दें
वरना भटक जायेंगे
एक दिन ईसा की तरह
आप भी सूली पर लटक जायेंगे।

यशस्वी उपन्यासकार, महाकवि एवं सिद्ध संपादक श्रद्धेय डॉ. धर्मवीर भारती की पुण्यतिथि कोसमर्पित उनके जन्म-दिवस पच्चीस दिसम्बर पर

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!

Just a note to say hello
Before I start my day
Couldn't help but drop a line
To my friend so far away

As I sip my fresh brewed coffee
Thoughts of you have crossed my mind
I'm sending morning greetings

And hope your day is fine

Today is filled with sunshine
Like the friendship we two share
My day will be just dandy
I'll pretend that I am there

I have to go for now my friend
Have lots to do today
Just wanted to say good morning
In this e-mail sent your way

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!

MERA APPRAISAL

Appraisal Ke Naam Par Ek Lambi Aah Bharte Hain,
Chaliye Ab Hum Is "Dukhad" Kahani Ki Shuruat Karte Hain,

Hamehsa Ki Tarah 10 Baje Thumakte Hue Office Aya,
11 Baje Tak Nashta Kiya Aur Barah Baje Tak Mail Hi Padh Paya,
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Hamesha Ki Tarah Aaj Bhi Mujhe Alas Aa Raha Tha,
Aur Mera PM Mujhe Tirchi Nigaho Se Dekh-Dekh Gussa Raha Tha,

Main Bade Concentration Ke Sath Ek "Careful" Mail Padh Raha Tha,
Tabhi Dekha Mere PM Ke Naam Ka New Mail Kone Main Blink Kar Raha Tha,
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Is Mail Ki Amad Se Itna Ghabara Raha Tha,
Ki CLTR + F4 Ki Jagah Shift + F5 Daba Rah Tha,

Phir Koi Trainig Attend Karni Hogi, Ye Kya Bakwas Hai,
Kya Reply Maim Likh Dun Ki Mere Mailbox Ka Upwas Hai ?
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Maine Aankhen Band Ki Aur 10 Bar "Om" "Om" Bola,
Aur Pranam Karte Hue Maine Wo Mail Khola,

PM Ke Is Mail Main Ek Ajeeb Sa Sukoon Aur Bholapan Hai,
Likha Hai Bhaiyon Appraisal Letters Aa Gaye,Ab To One-To-One Hai,
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Mujhe Lag Rah Tha Vb Ke Environment Pe Unix Ka Code Likh Diya Ho Kisi Ne,
Dil Aise Dhadak Raha Tha Jaise Baar Baar Dil Pe Double Click Kiya Ho Kisi Ne,

Man Main Aise Bure Bure Khayal Aa Rahe The,
Upar Se Kuch Log Mere "De-Appraisal" Ki Gandi Affvah Uda Rahe The,
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Appraisal Aise Aya Jaise India Main Michael Jackson Aya Ho,
Jaise Indian Football Team Ne ,Manchester United Ko Haraya Ho,

PM Ko Letter Late Dekh Har Koi Use Dekhta Jata Hai,
Jaise Mallika Ke Kisi Naye Gane Ko Dekha Jata Hai,

ENJOYE FUN MASTI JOKES

Father beta ye lo 20 rupees mummy se mut kahna
k main nokrani k sath soya tha.
Beta: dad aap bohat kanjos ho mummy pore 50 deti hain
jab woh driver k sath soti hain..

Doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko
apne pass dekhna chati hain?
Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.

Woh koun sa waqt hota hai jab bhai bhai ka nahi
beta baap ka nahi, maa beti ki nahi,
beta maa ka nahi hota?
Answer: jab shadi main awaz ati hai khana khul gaya.

2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
Baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad main aana.
Faqir: mera number le lo,
jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.

Evolution of man:
without shaadi spiderman
shaadi k din superman
shaadi k baad Gentleman
aur
B.V khobsurat hoto sari umar watchman.

BINDAS JOKES JUST LAUGH......

1. Phaail = File.
2. Bachao = Save.
3. Aise Bachao = Save As.
4. Subko Bachao = Save All.
5. Mujhe Bachao = Help.
6. Chuno = Select.
7. Sab Chuno = Select All.
8. Dhoondo = Find.
9. Phirse Dhoondo = Find Again.
10. Hilao = Move.
11. Daak = Mail.
12. Daakiya = Mailer.
13. Paas se dhekho = Zoom.
14. Kholo = Open.
15. Band Karo = Close.
16. Naya = New.
17. Badli karo = Replace.
18. Bhaago = Run.
19. Chhaapo = Print.
20. Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview.
21. Nakal = Copy.
22. Kaato = Cut.
23. Chipkao = Paste.
24. Ispesal Chipkao = Paste Special.
25. Goli Maaro = Delete.
26. Nazaara = View.
27. Auzaar = Tools.
28. Auzaar ka dabba = Toolbar.
29. Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet.
30. Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database.
31. Ghusao = Insert.
32. Ped = Tree.
33. Thooso = Compress.
34. Chooha = Mouse.
35. Tik-Tik Karo = Click.
36. Idhar-se-Udhar. Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar.
37. Chal Phoot = Exit.
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Kashmir Ki Vaadiyo Me,
Barfily Hawaao Me,
Jheel Ke Kinaare Baithe Ranjhe Ko...
Heer Ne Kya Samjhaya...?

Hero Mat Ban...
Sweater Pahenle..
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Santa:- Agar Tu Ye Bata De Ke Meri Tokri Me Kya Hai..?
To Saare Ande Tere.
Santa:- Agar Ye Bata De Ke Kitne Hai..?
To 8 Ke 8 Tere.
Santa:- Aur Agar Ye Bata De Ke Kiske Hai...?
To Murgi Bhi Teri.Banta:- HINT TO DE.
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Mujhse Shaadi Karoge..?"
Kal Pura Din Soch Kar Mummy Daddy Bhai Behan..
Sabke Saath Baith Kar..
Mashwara Karke Parso Mujhe Bata Dena...
Ke Yeh GAANA Kis Film Ka Hai..?
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teacher: pehle murgi aati hai ke anda(egg) aata hai

child: jiska pehle order denge woh hi ayega na
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1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai,chhai bahar hai,
aaja sajna tera intezar hai.

2006 girl : Dusara/tisra pyar hai,dil bekrar hai,
aaja morey sajna varna chautha tayiar hai.
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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitti likhat hoon.

Rabri: Par tohar likhna to aawe nahi?
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padna nahi janta.
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Jab Himesh Reshmya Mar Gaya,
To Bhagwan Ne Us Se Pucha Tumne Zindagi Me Kya Kiya,
Himesh Bola,ishq Kiya Kiya,Ishq Kiya Kiya re.Bhagwan Ne Kaha Ishq Kyun Kiya.
Himesh:Tanha Jiya Na Jaye Tanha Raha Na Jaye.
Bhagvan:Me Tere Ko Chorunga Nahi,
Himesh:Ya Ali Madad Ali Ya Ali,Himesh Wahan Se Bhaga Bhagwan Uske Pechay Bhaga Aur Bola,
Jhalak Diklaja Jhalak Diklaja Ek Bar Hath Aaja Aaja Aaja Aajaaa.

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7 sadhus 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse buzurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain...?
Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu...??
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain... aur kehtaa hain

Scroll Down..
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Rupa

agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE
hain
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Great 8

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
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Kiss Kiss

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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Kiss Kiss

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan Le!

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Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad
Theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
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Teacher to class: " A for?"
Class: "Apple !!!!"

Teacher: " JOR SE BOLO"
Class: "JAI MATA DI !!!!!!!"
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

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Sachin’s Daughter: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Sachin’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai ! ..