TUSHAR VERMA-ENTERTAINMENT

BINDAS JOKES JUST LAUGH......

1. Phaail = File.
2. Bachao = Save.
3. Aise Bachao = Save As.
4. Subko Bachao = Save All.
5. Mujhe Bachao = Help.
6. Chuno = Select.
7. Sab Chuno = Select All.
8. Dhoondo = Find.
9. Phirse Dhoondo = Find Again.
10. Hilao = Move.
11. Daak = Mail.
12. Daakiya = Mailer.
13. Paas se dhekho = Zoom.
14. Kholo = Open.
15. Band Karo = Close.
16. Naya = New.
17. Badli karo = Replace.
18. Bhaago = Run.
19. Chhaapo = Print.
20. Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview.
21. Nakal = Copy.
22. Kaato = Cut.
23. Chipkao = Paste.
24. Ispesal Chipkao = Paste Special.
25. Goli Maaro = Delete.
26. Nazaara = View.
27. Auzaar = Tools.
28. Auzaar ka dabba = Toolbar.
29. Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet.
30. Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database.
31. Ghusao = Insert.
32. Ped = Tree.
33. Thooso = Compress.
34. Chooha = Mouse.
35. Tik-Tik Karo = Click.
36. Idhar-se-Udhar. Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar.
37. Chal Phoot = Exit.
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Kashmir Ki Vaadiyo Me,
Barfily Hawaao Me,
Jheel Ke Kinaare Baithe Ranjhe Ko...
Heer Ne Kya Samjhaya...?

Hero Mat Ban...
Sweater Pahenle..
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Santa:- Agar Tu Ye Bata De Ke Meri Tokri Me Kya Hai..?
To Saare Ande Tere.
Santa:- Agar Ye Bata De Ke Kitne Hai..?
To 8 Ke 8 Tere.
Santa:- Aur Agar Ye Bata De Ke Kiske Hai...?
To Murgi Bhi Teri.Banta:- HINT TO DE.
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Mujhse Shaadi Karoge..?"
Kal Pura Din Soch Kar Mummy Daddy Bhai Behan..
Sabke Saath Baith Kar..
Mashwara Karke Parso Mujhe Bata Dena...
Ke Yeh GAANA Kis Film Ka Hai..?
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teacher: pehle murgi aati hai ke anda(egg) aata hai

child: jiska pehle order denge woh hi ayega na
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1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai,chhai bahar hai,
aaja sajna tera intezar hai.

2006 girl : Dusara/tisra pyar hai,dil bekrar hai,
aaja morey sajna varna chautha tayiar hai.
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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitti likhat hoon.

Rabri: Par tohar likhna to aawe nahi?
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padna nahi janta.
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Jab Himesh Reshmya Mar Gaya,
To Bhagwan Ne Us Se Pucha Tumne Zindagi Me Kya Kiya,
Himesh Bola,ishq Kiya Kiya,Ishq Kiya Kiya re.Bhagwan Ne Kaha Ishq Kyun Kiya.
Himesh:Tanha Jiya Na Jaye Tanha Raha Na Jaye.
Bhagvan:Me Tere Ko Chorunga Nahi,
Himesh:Ya Ali Madad Ali Ya Ali,Himesh Wahan Se Bhaga Bhagwan Uske Pechay Bhaga Aur Bola,
Jhalak Diklaja Jhalak Diklaja Ek Bar Hath Aaja Aaja Aaja Aajaaa.

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7 sadhus 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse buzurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain...?
Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu...??
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain... aur kehtaa hain

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Rupa

agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE
hain
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Great 8

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
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Kiss Kiss

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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Kiss Kiss

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan Le!

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Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad
Theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
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Teacher to class: " A for?"
Class: "Apple !!!!"

Teacher: " JOR SE BOLO"
Class: "JAI MATA DI !!!!!!!"
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

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Sachin’s Daughter: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Sachin’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai ! ..