TUSHAR VERMA-ENTERTAINMENT

MERA APPRAISAL

Appraisal Ke Naam Par Ek Lambi Aah Bharte Hain,
Chaliye Ab Hum Is "Dukhad" Kahani Ki Shuruat Karte Hain,

Hamehsa Ki Tarah 10 Baje Thumakte Hue Office Aya,
11 Baje Tak Nashta Kiya Aur Barah Baje Tak Mail Hi Padh Paya,
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Hamesha Ki Tarah Aaj Bhi Mujhe Alas Aa Raha Tha,
Aur Mera PM Mujhe Tirchi Nigaho Se Dekh-Dekh Gussa Raha Tha,

Main Bade Concentration Ke Sath Ek "Careful" Mail Padh Raha Tha,
Tabhi Dekha Mere PM Ke Naam Ka New Mail Kone Main Blink Kar Raha Tha,
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Is Mail Ki Amad Se Itna Ghabara Raha Tha,
Ki CLTR + F4 Ki Jagah Shift + F5 Daba Rah Tha,

Phir Koi Trainig Attend Karni Hogi, Ye Kya Bakwas Hai,
Kya Reply Maim Likh Dun Ki Mere Mailbox Ka Upwas Hai ?
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Maine Aankhen Band Ki Aur 10 Bar "Om" "Om" Bola,
Aur Pranam Karte Hue Maine Wo Mail Khola,

PM Ke Is Mail Main Ek Ajeeb Sa Sukoon Aur Bholapan Hai,
Likha Hai Bhaiyon Appraisal Letters Aa Gaye,Ab To One-To-One Hai,
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Mujhe Lag Rah Tha Vb Ke Environment Pe Unix Ka Code Likh Diya Ho Kisi Ne,
Dil Aise Dhadak Raha Tha Jaise Baar Baar Dil Pe Double Click Kiya Ho Kisi Ne,

Man Main Aise Bure Bure Khayal Aa Rahe The,
Upar Se Kuch Log Mere "De-Appraisal" Ki Gandi Affvah Uda Rahe The,
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Appraisal Aise Aya Jaise India Main Michael Jackson Aya Ho,
Jaise Indian Football Team Ne ,Manchester United Ko Haraya Ho,

PM Ko Letter Late Dekh Har Koi Use Dekhta Jata Hai,
Jaise Mallika Ke Kisi Naye Gane Ko Dekha Jata Hai,